Maggie Austin
House of Harley Davidson
Things you should know and emphatically agree with me on…
HOBBIES: I currently own Chia Professor, Chia Pig (Honorary Dr. Squealgood Chia Pig groomed into a mulleted rocker) and Chia Kid
Looking to obtain: Chia Obama, Chia Ol Lady, Chia Bob and/or Brian
*This collection pales in comparison to my Zubaz collection
OTHER HOBBIES:
Entering chili competitions – Most recently, my team “Elongus Epididymis” won first place with our Neuticle Chili.
Pool Leagues – My team (co-ed) is called The Sexy Bitches, it’s Sloppy Sunday Fun Day
INTERESTS:
Bonfires – Until the neighbor Barbara comes over with her box of wine to say the flames are too high
Cooking – I never eat until everyone is served…then I wait a couple hours to make sure they’re okay
Tattoos: I’ve showed you mine, now show me yours.
Favorite Superheroes: The Wonder Twins
House of Harley Davidson
Utility Traffic and Restoration
Poclain Hydraulics
Moria Brands
FINNCO Fabricating
USIC
Ascension Columbia St. Mary’s Hospital
Volunteer Center of Racine County
Tosa Ambulatory Hospital
Multi-Color Corp.