Answer: Your job
Clues: “Punch” and “Clock”
Some people worry about their jobs being stressful, dangerous or soul-sucking. But here’s something new to worry about: It could also be making you ugly.
A skincare clinic has created an online test, which will calculate how your workday may be aging your skin, based on aspects like “shift patterns, regular hours, working location, stress levels, and physical activity.”
They say they based this “calculator” on actual scientific studies but it’s basically just a simple questionnaire, where you’re asked about stuff like: How long you’re sitting in front of a computer, and how many hours you’re putting in.
It looks like there are four possible results: Minor, moderate, severe and extreme aging. That makes you really ugly, with thinning gray hair, frown lines, poor posture, sun spots, saggy skin, jowls, and undereye bags.
(You can find the test at HarleyStreetSkinClinic.com.)