Hey, HOG Heads...thanks for stoppin' and checkin' out my goodies. Wait-- that didn't come out the way I thought it would in my head.
Anyway, tune in to hear me on THE HOG every weekday afternoon...you might just learn something. Or, get stupider.
Below, you'll see some stuff you'll find either useful or lame. Like, 15 MINUTES OF FAME... give me 3 HOG bands and 3 song titles of YOUR CHOICE. Include your name and phone number….when I call….YOU WIN! (concert tix, passes to advance movie screenings, whatever)!
Pick up a paper any day of the week, you’ll see there are some REAL LAME BRAINS out there. And they all seem to be committing crimes of multiple sorts.
Hear their idiotic stories Monday - Friday as I expose and crown them with The Brain Surgeon Of The Day Award. (It’s a great self esteem booster)
Originally from Detroit (I am ONLY a Lions fan by default. Please don’t hold that against me…have mercy on my soul and allow me permission on the Packers bandwagon, for I’ve never had a REALteam to root for!!)
